Today in the world of "You have GOT to be kidding"

Pray-in at S.F. gas station asks god to lower prices

Rocky Twyman has a radical solution for surging gasoline prices: prayer.

No, Rocky is completely disconnected from reality and has a ridiculous delusion that he thinks will help combat rising gas prices.

"God is the only one we can turn to at this point," said Twyman, 59. "Our leaders don't seem to be able to do anything about it. The prices keep soaring and soaring."

Right. How about, instead of behaving like a moron, he does something productive to reduce the price of gas. For example, not organizing rallies that encourage people to burn fuel to get to a gas station to take part in a complete waste of time.

Twyman knows his approach to gasoline prices may sound simplistic.

"Simplistic"? No, come on! I'd say more like asinine, absurd, daft, insane, preposterous, irrational, illogical, witless, brainless...see how good I am with a thesaurus? =)