Cons: Backed into a Corner and Getting Scary

Conservatives sift through ashes of Tuesday's overwhelming electoral defeat

Sen. Dr. Mr. Tom Coburn (R-OK): "The overriding theme of this election, however, is that voters are more interested in changing the culture in Washington (true) than changing course in Washington, D.C. (Huh? Change culture but not course? You must have to be a brainless Repugnant to understand what the hell he's babbling about). This election was not a rejection of conservative principles per se, but a rejection of corrupt, complacent and incompetent government."

If Republicans are Conservatives and Conservatives operate based on conservative principles then wouldn't a wholesale rejection of Republicans (i.e. corrupt, complacenet, incompetent government) mean, at least in part, a rejection of conservative principles...per se?

In the November 8 edition of Tony Perkins' Washington Update, Perkins, the head of the Family Research Council, the leading "family values" lobbying group wrote: "As Pelosi prepares to lead the House, it will be painfully obvious that the values of her hometown, San Francisco, are not the values of Middle America. (And those among us with functioning brains are thankful for that!) Make no mistake. The battle in which we are set to engage will be the biggest one we have faced for our core beliefs. The assault against abstinence, marriage, life, good judges, and cloning may be the fiercest yet. As speaker, Rep. Pelosi and the old guard of extremists will pounce on the opportunities that their new committee chairmanships will afford them."

"Also, she rapes puppies with the crucifix, drinks blood, encourages promiscuous homosexuality, wants everyone to get divorced and wears the Stars 'n' Strips as a diaper", he went on to say as the press lost interest in his lunacy and quit quoting him. "Wait", he screamed at a waning press corps, "she's a terrorist!"

Gary Bauer: "I think our politics, while it might be hard to believe, are going to get even nastier over these next two years."

There you have it. Straight from the horse's ass. If you thought the neo-cons were disgusting, underhanded, self-righteous hypocrites who would tell the brashest of lies and engage in the most illegal of tactics before, it's about to get worse.

And, he warned, Americans should be prepared for a strong liberal agenda in the House.

One can only hope.

"You just can't get around the fact that the National Democratic Party is vehemently committed to abortion on demand and is in alignment with all of the demands of the radical gay rights movement," Bauer maintained. (Actually, you can get around those "facts"...with the truth. "Vehemently committed to abortion on demand"? "The demands of the radical gay rights movement"? Try a little dose of reality now and again, fucking ass-hat). "So, even as some of the people being elected are conservative Democrats, when they get here, they will be required -- they'll be forced -- to go along with leaders like Nancy Pelosi."

"And we can't stress adamantly enough that she rapes puppies with the crucifix, drinks blood, encourages promiscuous homosexuality, wants everyone to get divorced and wears the Stars 'n' Strips as a diaper", he said. Okay, he didn't actually say that. But he might as well have. I mean, are these guys fucking insane or what?