Really Lame Christians
Protesters: Movie (Talledega Nights) is blasphemous
Some Christian moviegoers didn’t get what they were expecting when they watched the comedy “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” Friday night.Were they expecting Ferrell to be whipped bloody and then crucified?
“It’s not at all what we were expecting,” said Randall Bost, pastor of Faith Bible Church in Caddo Mills, who went to the movie with a group of fellow church members. “About 15-20 minutes into it there was a lot of blasphemy. They were making fun of Jesus Christ.”Oh, for shame! Making fun of an invisible friend?? They wouldn't dare!!
Did these shining examples of reasoned human beings think they were going to see a documentary?? It's a comedy, you morons! Of course they were going to make fun, mainly of the NASCAR culture, which -- I think it's safe to say -- is about 100% Christian.
“If we knew what was in it, we wouldn’t have watched,” he said, adding that the theater promptly refunded the tickets that the offended Christians had bought.What??! Man, I wish I managed that theater. I'd have told 'em to fuck off.
Not content to simply leave the theater, Bost said the people who walked out wanted to warn other (lemmings) not to watch the movie.Of course...being Christians, they're never content to merely believe what they do and leave the rest of the world alone. The world must hear them shout their pabulum from the mountaintops.