When Even Bubble-heads "Get it"

Jessica Simpson Snubs Bush

Oh, SNAP! No bootie call for you, Georgie-boy!

Man...how bad must the Pretzeldent's compassion-rating be that even someone as dirt-fuck-dumb as Jessica Simpson knows better than to rub elbows with him.

I bet Britney "support the prez, no matter what" Spears would still dirty her knees for George.