Kindergarten Pretzeldent

Bush's Gonzo Government

Mr. Naha does a fantastic job of commenting on Bush's a-cerebral musings, so the above is a great read. In it, I found this quote from der Pretzeldent:

“My job is a job where I make a lot of decisions. And I decide big things and little things. And there are certain principles to decision making. You make decisions — you know, you have to make a lot of decisions. And you don’t put your finger in the air to figure out how to make a decision. (NOTE: Apparently, you sit on said finger.) And neither should the President of the United States. And you have to know what you believe."

Now...does that strike you as the oration of a man qualified -- even in the slightest -- to serve as president of any country? Because, to me, it sounds more like a summary on a made-up job given by the president of 2006's Kindergarten class. Either that or a 14-year old stoner absolutely winging a book report, the material for which he never even saw. I mean, really...wouldn't it be just grand if Bush had a second brain cell to rub against the first and possibly come up with some spark of cognitive thinking?

"My job is a job where I make a lot of decisions...And you have to know what you believe." What...the...fuck?? Were Terri Shaivo alive, I'm afraid that Bush's speechificating would insult even her intelligence! Upon hearing such diahhrea of the mind, I think she'd roll over and blink twice for, "show some mercy and kill me now, you heartless bastards!"