They Attack There Because They Want to Attack Here

From Bush's cheerleading in front of an audience of stooges...

And we fight today because terrorists want to attack our country and kill our citizens, and Iraq is where they are making their stand.

Is there anyone in the world with more brain cells than the late Terri Schiavo who buys this bullshit line of reasoning? It defies all logic! There's these people, see? And they want to attack our country (that would be here, in the Western hemisphere), see? And they want to kill our citizens (again...residing here in the Western hemisphere). You with me so far? So what they're doing is attacking cities in Iraq (that's half way around the fucking planet) and our troups that are occupying those cities. See what I'm saying? See what perfect sense it makes? They attack over there because they want to attack over here. WTF? How brain-dead would you have to be to follow such bullshit, none sense logic??? If they REALLY wanted to attack us here, they'd fly over here and strap bombs to themselves in THIS COUNTRY!! But they're not. They just want our mercenaries out of THEIR country.

So we'll fight them there, we'll fight them across the world, and we will stay in the fight until the fight is won.

It would appear that the Presidunce has traded in My Pet Goat in favor of some Dr. Seuss. "We'll fight them here, we'll fight them there...we will fight them anywhere!" Yay! Goooooo TEAM!

And, apparently (I didn't watch it...can't stomach the simp) Bush also asked us to salute our troops and fly our flags high this coming 4th of July. Ironic, isn't it? We'll be celebrating the day that marks our forefathers doing to England exactly what patriotic Iraqis are trying to do to us today. Gawd Bless 'Murikkka!

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