Gravity: "Just a theory"

So, I'm scanning th headlines when I quickly skim "Foes of Evolution Set Sights on New Target: Gravity".

Wait…what?! They can't really be that insane, can they?

So I read the article and, yes, they really are that insane.

"I don't want to say that these people are idiots but they obviously don't know a whole hell of a lot about physics."

Well, you know what they say: "if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…it's probably an idiot Christian fundie bonk job". Or something along those lines.

For her part, Mrs. Dittie says that she's all too familiar with Einstein's theory—and that her curriculum improvement group is already contemplating launching a charge against the German physicist.

...her curriculum improvement group?? Shouldn't they at least be forced to be honost about what they're really doing? It's called curriculum destruction.

"But the last thing we need to expose our kids to is a theory of relativism. They're already being told that there's no right or wrong. If you want to learn about Einstein, fine. I just don't want my tax dollars going to pay for it."

What a dumbass. Einstein's Theory of Relativity isn't about moral relativism.

For those keeping score at home, it's "Tax dollars going to pay to indoctrinate kids into believing that invisible men in the sky and fairy tales are real": 1. "Tax dollars going to pay to teach our kids science, history and reality": 0.