Anal Rape and Sex With Mules

From this week's Top Ten Conservative Idiots at the Democratic Underground.

Not much delights me in the way that the Idiots do. And this week was a banner week! This week's Top Ten flows deliciously from one act of ass-clowning to another, so it really must be read in it's entirety. But I'm especially giddy with the deviant lechery of Idiots #4 and #5: analy raping one's wife (apparently now a "family value") and sex with farm animals (which the conservative idiot engaging in the act finds normal…and explains, only seems weird and wrong to us urban dwellers, aka liberals, who are too far removed from the reality of domestic life on a farm).