Nut Jobs with Kids

Hey, did you hear about the atheist parents who took their child out to the country for a sacrifice that would put an end to the world's ills? No, of course you didn't. I can't think of a single instance of an atheist going nuts and trying to sacrifice his/her son or daughter in order to solve imaginary (or even real!) problems. But those nutty Christians seem to do it all too often.

Indiana State Police first clocked Guzik's 2002 Chevrolet Camaro about 9:45 a.m. near Rensselaer headed southbound on I-65 at 106 mph. The vehicle was clocked at 89 mph near the Indiana 25 exit in Lafayette.

Several witnesses told police the Camaro was passing vehicles in the emergency stopping lane.

According to a probable cause affidavit filed Monday in Tippecanoe Superior Court 6, Guzik told Trooper Jerrod Patty that the vehicle was driving itself and going fast because "it must be what God wanted.

"Guzik said God spoke to him by applying pressure to Guzik's temples, neck and forehead.

He told police he was led by God from his home outside Detroit into the country to sacrifice his daughter, who, Guzik told police, had been attacked by demons in her sleep.

Guzik said God told him to get his daughter out of his house to escape the demons because she was in danger.

Sacrificing his daughter, Guzik told police, would save the world.

Uhh...yeah.