Jesus Scented Candles

Oh my gawd, this is too friggin' hilarious!

Jesus Scented Candles

I just gotta wonder aloud: what do they smell like? B.O.?? (Personal hygiene being what it was "back in the day"). Rotting flesh?? ("Hey, it's the scent of Jesus as 'he is risen!' "). Or, maybe, since the candle is called "His Essence", it's got a nice "protein" scent to it.

"It's a Messianic Psalm referring to when Christ returns and his garments will have the scent of myrrh, aloe and cassia," says Karen Tosterud.

Ah. I see. It's much more innocent than I had originally thought. Now...where's my box of Chocolate Jesuses? I've got me a hankerin' for some Easter candy!