Bush Smirks, the World Cowers

World Fears New Bush Era

What? In spite of how democratic and humanitarian we are?? Well I just can't imagine! I'm simply taken aback by this new information. Or, more likely, I'm not.

Mr Blair said that, as part of a learning process that began with the invasion of Afghanistan in October 2001, the US administration had reached the conclusion that "in the end, we can take security and military measures against terrorism but... the best prospect of peaceful coexistence lies in the spread of democracy and human rights".

That's an interesting statement, considering the jack-boot-style plodding across the Middle East the US has perpetrated. I wonder if Iraqis (the ones still alive, that is) are enjoying the democracy and human rights that have been brought to them by the US.

Mr Bush also proclaimed his inauguration as "a sign of hope for freedom-loving people everywhere".

If EVER there was a better example of someone completely out of touch with reality, I don't know what it would be. Not to mention the audacity and sheer arrogance it takes for a person as incompetent and destructive as Bush to make such a proclamation.

Aware of the damage that has been done to America's reputation over the war in Iraq and the Kyoto protocol on global warming, the new secretary of state, Condoleezza Rice, whose appointment was confirmed by the Senate yesterday, promised to try to repair relations with France, Germany and other countries bruised during the first term.

Provided, of course, that they change their evil, evil ways and back us in our quest for global domination.

Mr Bush's victory was viewed positively in only three of the 21 countries: the Philippines, Poland and India.

I know what you're thinking. But in this situation, it just wouldn't be funny to make fun of the Poles. Especially given how outrageous it is to even conceive that Bush could ever get elected after the debacle that was his first term. Think Pollock jokes are funny? We've just elected the least intelligent, most dangerous president in US history. Ha-ha! Frickin' hilarious! Who's stupid now?

Asked how Mr Bush's re-election had affected their feelings towards Americans, 72% of those polled in Turkey said it made them feel worse about Americans, 65% in France, 59% in Brazil and 56% in Germany.

Shit! Shit, shit, shit! Thanks, you half-wit fuck-tard. It's hard enough to put forth a good image when so many US citizens are knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers. Now, more of the world is positive we're nothing BUT greedy, war-mongering imbeciles.

A separate poll, for the Los Angeles Times, shows Americans are also polarised over the prospect of a second term...

Umm...ya think?? With only 51% of the voters favoring Bush, did you really need a poll to tell you that? What the hell did they think the election was, if not a poll indicating our view on the prospect of a second Bush term?

If only we could wake from this terrible nightmare.