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In the beginning...

Other exhibits include images of Adam and Eve, a model of Noah's Ark and a planetarium demonstrating how God made the Earth in six days.

I'd like to know if the Ark will be to scale. Also, what the scale is. I imagine it'd have to be something on the order of one one-gajazillionth.

He said that his aim was to use tourism, and the theme park's striking exhibits, to convert more people to the view that the world and its creatures, including dinosaurs, were created by God 6,000 years ago.

Might I suggest that more success would be had by using psychotropic drugs to convince others of the reality of something completely absurd?

"We want people to be confronted by the dinosaurs," said Mr Ham. "It's going to be a first class experience. Visitors are going to be hit by the professionalism of this place. It is not going to be done in an amateurish way. We are making a statement."

And that statement would be...? "We've got money and we're not afraid to waste it"!

Mr Ham is particularly proud of a planned reconstruction of the interior of Noah's Ark. "You will hear the water lapping, feel the Ark rocking and perhaps even hear people outside screaming," he said.

Oh, what joy!

Other exhibits in the museum will blame homosexuals for Aids. In a "Bible Authority Room" visitors are warned: "Everyone who rejects his history – including six-day creation and Noah's flood – is `wilfully' ignorant.''

Bonk Jobs as experts on wilfull ignorance. Yeah. That sounds about right.