Monday, November 22, 2004

New Threat to Humanity (Apparently)

Think of the rabid vitriol that Bonk Jobs spew at homosexuals. Put yourself in the shoes of a Bonk Job for a moment and imagine how much you would loathe homosexuals. They are the Devil's servants. They would slaughter you in your sleep if you allowed them to marry. Now, imagine a darker evil than even homosexuality...cohabitation! Worse yet (apparently) are deliberately childless couples. Oh the horror! Oh, the pure and unadulterated evil of getting married and then urinating all over the very notion of God by NOT HAVING CHILDREN! Can you imagine a more heinous evil, a more despicable sin than not having children?? What an incredible threat to the sanctity of marriage!!! The End Times are nigh when childless couples go unchecked! Run for the churches! Fall on your knees and pray that we might be delivered from these proprietors of undiluted evil!!

Conservatives
urge broader look at factors threatening marriage

"If those initiatives (to ban gay marriage) are part of a broader effort to reaffirm lifetime fidelity in marriage, they're worthwhile," he said. "If they're isolated - if we don't address cohabitation and casual divorce and deliberate childlessness - then I think they're futile and will be brushed aside."

Well, I for one am honored to be placed in the good company of homosexuals who would like NOT to be treated as filthy animals! Still, I'm a bit confused about "deliberate childlessness"? I mean, WTF?! Good gravy, these Fundies must be insane! (In fact, they are). The cancer has begun to eat itself. Now they're attacking their own: good, Christian married couples who have but one flaw: they don't have kids -- on purpose!

Much the same as BushCo never fails to make things worse no matter how bad things have gotten, Bonk Jobs never fail to get nuttier.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Re-writing the rules to cover DeLay's Ass

DeLay Supporters Move to Protect his Spot

WASHINGTON - Supporters of House Majority Leader Tom DeLay proposed a Republican rules change Tuesday that would protect the Texan's leadership position if he were to be indicted by a Texas grand jury that already charged three of his associates.

The majority whip "believes the allegations are baseless, and they were political in nature. So he supports the proposed rules change by congressman Bonilla."
If the allegations are baseless, then a grand jury will never issue an indictment. This is a pretty opportune time for DeLay protectors to have a sudden loss of faith in the system. This whole maneuver reeks of a guilty conscience and fear of justice.