One brand of mystic belief vs. another

Things that make you go, "Bwahahahahahahahaha!"

You'd think that after the 5th book, the Bonk Jobs would've calmed down about good ol' Harry Potter.  But no, they keep right on freakin' out about how their particular brand of fairy tale is much nicer and safer than that mean old Wicca.  Yeah...witchcraft will be the end of us all and it starts by going after your  kids.  Gimme a break.