Clergy Discussing Abuse

U.S. catholic bishops to discuss clergy sex abuse

Meeting at the law offices of Touchem, Strokit, and Leev, U.S. Bishops have been discussing sex abuse. Inside sources have Father Holden McGroin quoted as saying, "I had this ten year old boy last week. Mm-mm-mmm. So young, so tender, so precious". Responding was Cardinal Phil Mi-Huevos, saying, "That's nothing, I'm in a very intmate relationship with an eight year old".

The bishops also will decide whether to override the objections of some U.S. church leaders and authorize a second round of audits of American dioceses — reviews that are aimed at determining whether the dioceses are doing enough to combat the molestation scandal.

Not whether the dioceses are doing enough to combat the molestation, but the molestation scandal. Nice.