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Dig hoping to yeild evidence of "missionary lizards"

Lecturing to a rapt audience of 20 like-minded Christians after a hard day in the field, Russ McGlenn, a self-styled amateur archaeologist and palaeontologist and head of Adventure Safaris, said: "Heavenly Father, we thank You for the evidence of a catastrophic flood event. We thank You for the time to study Your creation. Heavenly Father, we thank You for the evidence of a catastrophic flood event."

Uhh...you already said that.

"It's just dumb to believe that everything came from one kind of bang or fish or something," said Katy Carlson, 13, one of the youngest on the dig.

Ah, the wisdom of youth. Christian youth, no less. I know, I shouldn't poke fun. She's probably a triple PhD in evolutionary biology, quantum physics and archeology and well qualified to make commentary regarding the "dumbness" of evolution.

Evolution is "the dumbest and most dangerous idea in the history of humanity", said Kent Hovind, a vocal enthusiast for the cause who also runs the theme park in Florida.

Actually, I believe the award for dumbest and most dangerous idea in the history of humanity goes to religion.