What to do about Israel? Let's consult the Big Black Book of Myths!

What's this? BushCo Middle East foreign policy being driven by end-times theology? Why, who woulda thunk it?

When Pastor Upton was asked to explain why the group's website describes the Apostolic Congress as "the Christian Voice in the nation's capital," instead of simply a Christian voice in the nation's capital, he responded, "There has been a real lack of leadership in having someone emerge as a Christian voice, someone who doesn't speak for the right, someone who doesn't speak for the left, but someone who speaks for the people, and someone who speaks from a theocratical perspective."

Uhhh...I hope he meant "theological perspective"!

When his words were repeated back to him to make sure he had said a "theocratical" perspective, not a "theological" perspective, he said, "Exactly. Exactly. We want to know what God would have us say or what God would have us do in every issue."

Nope, he did mean theocratical. Either that, or he's too stupid to know the difference.