O'Reilly's Take on Things

The reason Kerry is languishing is that he has not put forth a clear war-on-terror strategy and many independent Americans fear the far-left factor.

The what? Oh...Bill means all those evil people who aren't Reich Wing Nazis.

Kerry has to distance himself from the ultra-liberal wing of his party, and so far, that has not happened. Hugging Ted Kennedy in Iowa didn't help.

It would appear that in light of real extremists (namely, BushCo and his cronies), even centrists and moderates seem way far to the left.

Kerry has an even more serious problem on the horizon. Extremist billionaire George Soros is pouring millions into the Democratic cause by funding propaganda Web sites like MoveOn that run anti-Bush ads all over the country. Soros is a scary guy. An avowed atheist, he wants an "open society" where legalized drugs and few limits on private behavior would be policy.

What?! Soros believes in freedom and liberty? That animal! That heathen! That...that...ATHEIST!!! Ooooo, Bill trotted out the boogy man. Scared yet?

He also loves income redistribution through taxation.

There, now, you see? It all depends on how you put it. See...I thought we were helping the "least" among us. It turns out -- according to Bill -- that we're "redistributing income". In other words, stealing from the rich -- who deserve to be rich, by god! -- to give to the poor -- who deserve to be poor, fer Chrissakes!

The majority of Americans may not like the way Bush is handling the job right now, but do they want a guy like Soros having access to power?

Soros is rich, so he has access to power, by default. Isn't that they way things work in BushCo's Amerikkka? What, it's only fair when rich Repugs take advantage of the system? Yeah, that's what I thought.

If he goes down to defeat, it will be entirely on him. You can't blame those who hate him. They've helped him out a lot.

What the hell kind of weird Orwellian double speak is this? If Bush loses, it won't be because those who opposed him beat him, because they're helping him? Dizzying. Stupefying. But that's Bill O'Reilly for you.