More Than One Way to Screw the Working Class

Is this what they think the working class wants? $100 gift certificates to evil incarnate WalMart? Red-headed Barbie dolls? A calculator to cipher out just how screwed you really are? No longer do companies employ the tried and true method of forced buy-in to the company's artificially inflated stock as part of their retirement package before the execs bail out and parachute safely away with the millions they've bilked from the working class. Now...they simply brutalize you with, not a slap to the face, but a friggin' brick to the face when they lay you off.

Company severance package