Bush Panders, Bumbles. Author Contemplates Childish Prank

Bush Assures Evangelicals that he's Still Committed to Pandering to them

Mr. Bush said it (the National Association of Evangelicals) was founded "with the highest of callings, to proclaim the word of God." He added, "You are doing God's work with conviction and kindness and on behalf of our country I thank you."

This is NOT good for my rage. Serenity now. Serenity now. ~sigh~ Okay. Will someone please remind the former Governor of Tex-ass that when he speaks on behalf of the country, he speaks on behalf of me, and that I hate it when illiterate simps speak on my behalf. Or maybe this dilusional puppet was speaking about some imaginary country of which I'm not aware. In that case, carry on in your psychosis, Mr. Usurper.

Oh, hey. I just had a thought. I wonder if it's against the law to de-pants the fGoT. I mean, I know it's illegal to take a shot at him, but what harm would we be doing by yanking down his trousers. He's made such a mockery of the Presidency that I doubt de-pantsing him could really lower the office much more.

The union of a man and woman is the most enduring human institution,...

No, prostitution is the most enduring human institution. Viva la prostitucione!

...honored and encouraged in cultures and by every religious faith.

Uhh..actually, the FLDS church encourages the union of a man and women. So, will the amendment allow polygamy? No? Doesn't sound like a very Christian-like interpretation, then. Cause, you know, most o' the Old Testament dudes had multiple wives. "...And it was good". Will the amendment codify that women must be virgins on their wedding day? No? Does Bush really want to go against his god like that?